1. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via alittlemagicaldeer)


  2. gollums-new-best-friend:





    congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

    #it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

    I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:


    oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

    ^I think that says a lot

    (via tubaplayingsheep)

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  4. aka14kgold:




    Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
    Source: THE AGE

    I hope he…

  5. pseudologia-fantastica-me:




    don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

    solidarity with my ladies

    for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public



    (Source: dutchster, via sassy-satan666)

  6. pittari:

    hamel navy officer


  7. snorlaxatives:



    cigarettes are soooo nasty

    LOL, howabout no

    you put up a compelling argument

    (via moistbottom)


  9. pikarar:

    When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at

    (via oktaviavseckendorff)

  10. 5targuitar:




    are you fucking kidding me  

    gO FIX IT

    rolls up sleeves.

    please fix this

    (via actual-phoenix-wright)


  11. neko-chicana:

    creating characters you really love

    not having a story to put them in

    (via arminarlert)

  12. surprisebitch:


    bridge to terabithia more like bridge to tearing my fucking soul out.

    this was supposed to be a kids movie

    (Source: finchel-4-ever, via sassy-satan666)

  13. iwhaleyou:


    One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

    this is important

    (Source: tristyntothesea, via tyravar)

  14. blackpowerisforblackmen:

    Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she was interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.

    Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.

    Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

    (via actual-phoenix-wright)


  15. cinnamonbritches:



    Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

    you know exactly why


    (Source: pizza-weather, via sassy-satan666)